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Big Tech Companies Announce Plan to Buy Up All U.S. Railroads, Really Lean Into Monopoly Thing

Apr 01, 2022

Friday, April 1, 2022
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WASHINGTON, DC – Today, Big Tech monopolies Google, Apple, Facebook, and Amazon announced plans to expand into the U.S. transportation industry by buying up all the railroads in the continental United States.

“Why not?” – Google, Amazon, Facebook, and Apple said in a joint statement.

“We applaud Big Tech for finally admitting what the rest of America has known for a while: their anti-competitive behavior, market dominance, and ruthless ability to kill or acquire any rival mimic the Railroad Titans of old. It’s only appropriate that they fully embrace their roles as the new Robber Barons,” said Sacha Haworth, Executive Director of the Tech Oversight Project.

And Happy April Fool’s Day, everyone,” added Haworth.

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